| Opponent | Match count | Wins | Win rate |
|---|---|---|---|
| Non-Threatening Post-Imp Militia | 64 | 14 | 21.9 % |
| 2 E Z | 35 | 8 | 22.9 % |
| anarcho-syndicalist vinegar | 32 | 6 | 18.8 % |
| Uncle Dave | 6 | 0 | 0.0 % |
| Atari | 3 | 0 | 0.0 % |
| mark247 | 2 | 1 | 50.0 % |
| Creepy Joe | 2 | 0 | 0.0 % |
| Authority | 2 | 0 | 0.0 % |
| jbird940 | 2 | 0 | 0.0 % |
| donteatzombie | 1 | 1 | 100.0 % |
| c.salasalmonacid | 1 | 0 | 0.0 % |
| ksm018 | 1 | 0 | 0.0 % |
| Lemo0nz145 | 1 | 0 | 0.0 % |