| Teammate | Match count | Wins | Win rate |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ass Blaster 3000 | 12 | 6 | 50.0 % |
| thesuspekt420 | 10 | 9 | 90.0 % |
| riiiiiiickey | 9 | 7 | 77.8 % |
| WeThePeople | 6 | 3 | 50.0 % |
| ShandiAppletini | 5 | 4 | 80.0 % |
| thaganja | 5 | 2 | 40.0 % |
| NO_Toliet_Paper | 1 | 0 | 0.0 % |
| Jim Pim (makes the rules) | 1 | 0 | 0.0 % |
| about37zebras | 1 | 0 | 0.0 % |